Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Accidentally married to...a vampire by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff- Book review

Accidentally married to...a vampire
by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
(a paranormal romance) 

USA TODAY and New York Times Best Seller! Thank you, Readers!


“If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t…Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she’s still yours according to vampire law.”

- Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen’s Army.

 See my full Book review after the break!

THE DETERMINED VAMPIRE: Niccolo DiConti has faithfully served as leader of Her Majesty’s army for over a millennium, but he’d rather sunbathe in the Sahara than spend another grueling day under his demented queen’s command. However, no one has ever left her side and lived to tell. So when a powerful goddess prophesies he will meet his salvation—a human woman he must turn into a vampire with her consent—he eagerly rises to the challenge. After all, how hard could it be to seduce a human female into taking the immortal plunge? Harder than he thinks. Because his mate won’t be born for another three centuries, and when he wakes up in the goddess’ tomb, not only is his life a mess, but his destined female isn’t about to settle for a coldhearted vampire. Can he win her over before it’s too late? Not if his enemies have anything to do with it.

AN UNWILLING BRIDE: On the night Helena Strauss meets the fierce, devastatingly handsome vampire who saves her life in the jungles of Mexico, she knows her world will be forever changed. Because an attraction this mind blowing only comes along once in a lifetime—or existence. And when he claims she is his one true mate, destined to be his for all eternity, it’s a fairytale come true. So what if her knight in shining armor is a vampire? Nobody’s perfect. But discovering the powerful, overbearing immortal doesn’t “do love”? Deal breaker. Helena will flee and set out to accomplish the impossible…sever the otherworldly bond between them. And it turns out, Helena is just the leverage Niccolo’s enemies need to break the mighty warrior and wipe out his people.

This book contains sexual content (For some of you, not enough. I know. I’ll try harder, I promise.), adult language, hot men with unrealistically large physical characteristics, female whining (What? I whine all the time. It’s a healthy form of venting!), silliness, snark, sarcasm, and blatant abuse of the English language.

This was my first book from Mimi and it was quite a surprise as it wasn't what I a good way, it made me laugh. Mimi has a great sense of humor and has interjected that into her characters, Helena and the crazy goddess had me laughing outloud. This story is sexy fun with some great twists and turns with a fab ending I wasnt expecting either.

 I loved all the characters and found them extremely believable as well as likable and I warmed to both Helena and Nicolo. I love the fiesty heroine Helena who has to choose between her independence and the super hot and sexy vampire...of course she does!
This book has everything from sexy hot vampires and demi gods; great storyline with a dash of sex too. Its an easy to read, lighthearted vampire romance, quirky, funny, fast paced with plenty of action with twists and turns.

Cimil goddess of the underworld who loves garage sales, pink and is afraid of bugs, was just a continual giggle fest as well as being batshit crazy; what a fab character. All the characters intertwine well and I was completely sucked into this humorous book of endless nuttiness with a great ending too.
A well written brilliantly fun easy read; but if you are after a Twilight style read its not for you; if you like an adult comedy fun side like Buffy the vampire you will love this read. A great book for passing time and to cheer yourself up, but dont read in public or you will be laughing outloud like a crazy person.

Buy your copy here at Amazon Uk

Author Bio
MIMI JEAN Pamfiloff:

Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas, but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she's not busy with kids, work, and life...or getting sucked into a juicy novel.
She hopes that someday, leather pants for men will make a big comeback and that her writing might make you laugh when you need it most.

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